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awesomestlonerever:

'Someone once told me the grass is much greener
On the other side

And I paid a visit 
well, it’s possible I missed it
It seemed different, yet exactly the same (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Til further notice (til further notice)
I’m in-between (i’m in between)
From where I’m standing (from where in standing)
My grass is green

Someone once told me the grass is much greener
On the other side’

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chekhov:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!


Yo I would’ve fucked joe biden

chekhov:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

Yo I would’ve fucked joe biden

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So excited I enrolled in night classes. What could go wrong?

mikeyisacunt:

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sylvia-socioplath:

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christ

girl on the left is physically repelled from him

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mellarkish:

when the teacher says u can work in pairs and u and ur friend are like

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trapg0ds:

joseguwop:

" i want a 6’3 boy "
bitch you need a job

have a seat 

men have preferences out the ass
"i want a girl with big boobs, thick thighs, a big ass, a tiny waist, long hair, no makeup, preferably a mix a mix between beyonce and a kardashian"

but if a girl has one preference, suddenly she’s an unemployed bitch

fuck outta here with this bullshit this post is trash 

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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

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caelas:

girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds.  and a hot guy about every 2 weeks.  and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something

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thebrotherswinchester:

you know what constantly blew my mind as a child

in movies when a character is looking straight into their reflection in a mirror

like

how does the camera not show up in the mirror

actually never mind about the whole “as a child” business i still haven’t figured this shit out

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